Stuff I've made, from birthday cards to doodles.
Based on Ron Swanson's letter to Canada from season 6 of Parks and Rec.
Ron: How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada?
April: Who's it going to?
Ron: Canada! It says "Dear Canada, fuck you!"
Inspiration came from season 5 of The Office.
Jim: Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight: They match the carpet.
Jim: What is that? "It is your birthday," period.
Dwight: It is a statement of fact.
Jim: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight: This is more professional.